This is a hard one (no pun intended), but again a topic that was sparked by a heated debate in the office last week.
What do men mostly prefer? A nice round ass or a perfectly formed pair of tits?
It would be too greedy to say ‘both’, but that’s exactly what some men have said when asked. So I threw the subject out onto a number of online forums and surveys and managed to correlate some hard data together.
In the Red Corner: Curtis: BOOBS
“There are so many things you can do with a great pair of tits. You can cup them, slap them, lick them, nibble the nipples, suck them, motorboat them and you can even fuck them. And the best thing is that when you’re done, you can even lie your head down on them and go to sleep. That’s pretty fucking awesome in my book!”
Curtis, 44, Melbourne
Curtis may not win any prizes for elocution, but he has made a valid point; there is a lot more you can do with a great pair of tits. Not forgetting that a good pair can turn heads in any room – male and female – boobs trigger something instantly in a male mind when a woman enters the room. It might sound stupid, but good boobs set off a chemical reaction in the brain that instantly put a straight man on ‘sex alert’. In his mind a number of not-so-complicated sexual calculations taking place.
1. This is a woman
2. This is a woman I could potentially procreate with
Another thing about breasts/tits/boobs or whatever you want to call them is that without surgery, there is not much a woman can do to change them. Nature gives what nature gives. With an ass, a woman has a lot more latitude to tone, shape and streamline then she does with her breasts. Having just a handful when in bed reminds many men that this is a woman they are sleeping with.
In the Blue Corner: Pete: ASS
“It’s science. I am irresistibly drawn to a nice round ass more then I am a huge pair of tits. Why? Because as human beings our primary biological function is to procreate. Therefore we are designed to focus in on features that indicate fertility within women. A nice round ass with hips to match indicates that a woman will be able to bear children comfortably and in greater numbers then a woman with a flat ass would. Tits are great, but they can sag, shrink and become unattractive whereas a nice round ass can be maintained well into old age. Ass wins hands down in my view. I just love them!”
Pete, 33, Sydney
Pete’s case is strong. We are put here to procreate and it has been biologically proven that males are more attracted to the females with the biggest bums because they believe bio-chemically there is more chance of the females being able to produce healthy offspring.
Winner: Draw
Pete’s argument may be bullshit. It may not. Curtis’ argument may be equally bullshit or not. What is true is that of all the people who responded on the forums, there seems to be a generally equal split between tits and ass.
As for what women think…we’ll let you know. The same question is going to be thrown out to as many female forums as we can find over the coming weeks.
Watch this space!
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