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Sexting – the art of dirty texting
We all want to have amazing sex. We all want to have our minds blown to another place entirely when we get involved with the act of sleeping with someone else. Either we want to really fuck someones brains out, or we want to have our brains fucked out of our skulls by someone else. Either way – a good hard fuck is defiantly on the menu.
There are many ways that we can achieve this, and many methods to build up to this. In this article I want to talk about sexting – the art of texting dirty!
The build up
It is not just about the actual sex itself, a lot...
Worst Chat Up Lines Ever
In keeping with our recent glut on what to write in a first message, we’ve decided to share and comment on some of the worst chat up lines we’ve had the misfortune to read. Sadly I wish I could say these were false. Sadly they’re not. Read on dear user, but beware these types of chat up lines in your conversations. The chances of you getting laid using them will be zero to none.
1. Opener: “Spit or swallow?”
Response: “Douchebagosauraus or Fucktard?”
This one made me laugh. But considering the guy had just been pretty lame with his opening...
Top 5 Messaging tips Guaranteed to Get you a Response
Over in the UK we’ve been talking about the top mistakes people (mostly guys) make when sending someone a message for the first time. We’re letting the blokes in blighty ponder our sage advice for a while. Whilst they’re doing that, we thought we’d dispense some similar advice to the studs in Oz. Having trouble getting a girl to message you back? Wondering why, even though you’re sending hundreds – if not thousands of messages – no one is responding? Sit back and listen up hot shot. You’re about to get your mind opened and filled with advice on just how to chat up a date online....
Top 5 Ways to Get a response from a F-Buddy
Quite often you message a lot of people hoping to get a reply, and the next time you look in your inbox you find it’s still empty. Why is no one responding to you? It could be a number of things. They could be busy and just haven’t had time to read your message yet. It could be their message box is full and they can’t receive anymore messages. It could be that you send the exact same messages to different people. Whatever the reason, here are a few ways to boost your chances of getting a response to your messages.
1. BE CREATIVE
People (women...