With the World Cup Football tournament about to begin in Brazil, we’ve been having a think about some of the ways Brazilians like to have sex. In addition to this we’ve also been thinking about some world cup themed sex position so our own. Some are variations on existing positions (unlike other sex tip blogs we don’t try to hide behind new names for old positions) but they’re all guaranteed to make you both come several times over. Better start limbering up; kick off starts on Friday the 13th June.
1. The Double Header
CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS UNLESS ONE OR BOTH OF YOU ARE ADEPT AT HEADING A FOOTBALL!
Whilst you’re heading the football, have your partner go down and give you a header of her own whilst you try and stop the ball from falling to the ground. You get an extra ten points for every 10 seconds you manage to keep the ball in the air.
2. Knee It in…Gently
This is relatively easy. Get the woman to place both her knees on the football whilst you enter her from behind. Try not to push her off the ball as you’re fucking her. Could be dangerous for one or both of you.
3. Nutmegging
Whilst you’re entering your partner from behind, have her hold the football between her legs and try and push it through your own legs. This can lead to greater stimulation for her the lower she bends trying to get the ball through your legs.
4. Holding the ball
Whilst you’re entering her from behind, balance the football on her back near the top of her head. This can be exciting as the challenge for both of you is to stop the ball from falling off whilst you’re having sex.
5. Diving Header
This is easy. Place the football under her bum and dive in to give the best header you can whilst she’s balanced on top of the ball.
6. Trapping the ball
Whilst you’re having sex standing up, keep the football trapped underneath one foot. This is more difficult to achieve then it looks as whilst you’re having sex your foot is likely to slip off the ball. See how long you can keep the ball.
7. Sending it through
With your hands underneath her bum, lift your partner up and enter her whilst her legs are wrapped around your waist. At the same time see how long you can keep the football up on your left or right foot passing it between the two. This can be difficult so a bit of caution is advised.
8. Going for goal!
Hard, fast and with a great finish, this position can score for many players. Have her stand bent over with her hands holding onto a goalpost. Enter her from behind and thrust as hard as you can to score for both of you.
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